Letter to God from a Boxer.....

*Dear God, how come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another?  Where are their priorities??

*Dear God, when I get to Heaven, can I sit on your couch or is it the same old story?

*Dear God, are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone?  I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.

*Dear God, when my family eats dinner they always bless their food but never bless mine.  So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl.  Have you noticed my blessings?

*Dear God, is it true that in Heaven dining room tables have an on ramp?

*Dear God, are there mailmen in Heaven?  If there are, will I have to apologize?

*Dear God, the new cat I live with just sprayed on the oriental rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me because they think I'm jealous of this feline.  Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent?  Does Petsmart sell lie detectors???????